Took way too many pictures. View them when you have like 5 hours to kill.
Random thoughts about each place we visited:
Barcelona - if you're ever at the cafe in Park Guell, don't order the burger.
Malta - hella beige. It's like they don't like paint.
Naples - no traffic rules. Think twice about renting a car.
Pompeii - the Romans carved hidden penis shapes into the ground so they knew where to find the whore houses. Genius.
Sorrento - Limoncello (lemon liquor) sounds good, but it's gross.
Rome - if you're wife wants to shop, take a taxi to the Spanish Steps or else you will be walking for days finding the stores.
Florence - see the Africans if you want cheap Gucci.
Pisa - forget the tower. Take a picture of all the people doing dumb poses.
Nice - is nice.
Lourdes - bring a jacket. A thick one.
Bilbao - Richard Serra's exhibit at the Guggenheim is tight.
San Sebastian - Eat the sardines tapas. Hella good.
Burgos - Check out the Fly Catcher inside the Cathedral at the top of each hour.
Madrid - Flamenco show? Pass.
Spain overall - they talk with a lisp (Gracias = Grathias)...hella funny. Filipinos is the name of a popular cookie. San Miguel Beer is huge.
Norwegian Cruise - casual beauty contestants walking around is never a bad thing. Bring zip lock bags to pack a lunch during your excursions. If you're lucky, they'll hook you up with a 6-course Filipino Dinner on your last night!
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