Tiananmen Square Reenactment

So my coworker and I are going to lunch and there's a traffic jam up ahead. We pull up next to it and it's a crazy Asian lady standing in front of a car with her arms stretched out side to side. Standing next to the car on the passenger side is a crazy Asian man. In the car is an African American Family; Dad in driver seat has a confused look on his face, Mom in passenger seat is waving what appears to be a receipt out her window and the Kids in the back seat are throwing stuff at the Asian man to the side. And behind the car is a random White man taking a picture of the car license plate. All of this is taking place in the middle of the street, with a long line of lunch-time drivers trying to pass. Hilarious.

No time to take a picture, but my coworker created the visual below:


It hella reminded us of the Tiananmen Square dude...


I don't know what was going on, but it was hella funny.

I saw his balls...

...the balls of my SON, that is!


Looks like we're having a boy! We're scheduled to have an ultrasound next month, but yesterday at Joy's monthly check-up, the doctor went ahead and did an ultrasound for us. And that's where we saw his boyhood.

Yesterday was also my parents' 41st wedding anniversary, so our news was their gift. My Dad was very excited! And my brother was relieved (since all he can make are girls, apparently). The first Villaverde boy in this next generation.

Time to pick a name. Any suggestions???

Compliment Fail

I'm walking back from the cafeteria at work and run into a coworker from another department. She says, "Jason! You're looking quite svelte." I think to myself...svelte? I reply, "Thanks, you too!"

Her reaction was like "...umm, okay...". Then we proceeded to chit chat.

Get back to my desk and look up svelte. It means slender. She's a bigger lady.

Fail.