$340K to the 1st Filipino to bring home an Olympic Gold Medal? Let's breakdown their chances:
Basketball - forget it. The average Filipino guy is like 5'3". Girls are like 4'10". Next.
Hockey - it's hard enough to get ice when you're in the Philippines. Imagine a whole ice rink...
Equestrian - do they even have horses in the Philippines? Maybe if it was a competition in carabao handling. Or even cock fighting!
Rhythmic Gymnastics - if they decide to include Hip Hop Dancing, we're guaranteed GOLD. It's pretty much standard to have at least one Filipino in your crew to win ABDC.
Swimming - of all the Filipinos I know, I think more than half don't know how to swim. And we come from a country of Islands?
Trampoline - maybe.
Good luck team Philippines!
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lmao!
The only chance they had this year was in boxing with Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao. It is a damn shame he didn't represent.
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