8/12/08

OLYMPICS

$340K to the 1st Filipino to bring home an Olympic Gold Medal? Let's breakdown their chances:

Basketball - forget it. The average Filipino guy is like 5'3". Girls are like 4'10". Next.

Hockey - it's hard enough to get ice when you're in the Philippines. Imagine a whole ice rink...

Equestrian - do they even have horses in the Philippines? Maybe if it was a competition in carabao handling. Or even cock fighting!

Rhythmic Gymnastics - if they decide to include Hip Hop Dancing, we're guaranteed GOLD. It's pretty much standard to have at least one Filipino in your crew to win ABDC.

Swimming - of all the Filipinos I know, I think more than half don't know how to swim. And we come from a country of Islands?

Trampoline - maybe.

Good luck team Philippines!

3 comments:

Brian B said...

http://www.patine-jp.com/asia/index.html#%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%83%AA%E3%83%94%E3%83%B3

Rizzi said...

lmao!

Anonymous said...

The only chance they had this year was in boxing with Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao. It is a damn shame he didn't represent.